whhhheeew! thursday nite the caveman show joined forces wih makia to rock the halo bar.. good crowd on endless cup beer nite. thank god i found a 5ft beer bong in the green room and was able to entice contestants to crush endless cups during the show.. we all escaped with no injuries... then on the the waffle house and to the best of my knowledge the weirdest scene in waffle house history. people were doing strange white powders on the high bar while a tuxedo mullet and his diva with glowing heels made out next to the atm.. in the back corner there were dance parties and everyone kept exchaniging little packages with each other for money.. and to my dismay my grits were very bad, and i think its kinda hard to fuck up grits...
Friday nite takes the big city bush show to a great bar in an old airplane hanger or greenhouse , anyway you get the motif. prior to going on stage we noticed girls with their shirts off lying on the bar doing body shots... after the bar cleared a bit we made way to get a cold on before we went on round 2am.. this is when luke and myself turned into jello shooters... we rocked the house. and made our way back to the jello.. after countless slurps... and viewing more lesbo birthday body shots, we staggered back to home our jc headquarters.. KLC & HLE thanks..
. wasted on to the indian buffet the next afternoon... luke and i broke up here as he rocked another night with hot carl at a hotel bar in a best western and i made my way to el break up party in the oasis of marshall nc... wich was the only time in my life i have ever witnessed childbirth, it was on video but kinda freaked me out... great show erich and danny! i also got a pete rose forged valentine....
sunday morning was avacado sandwiches... and whiffle ball at mccoys where i luckilly whipped everyones ass in home run derby.. time out this week, for a few days anyway...
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